Articles by Julius Nicholson
Monday 15th March
Goodness gracious great balls of falafel.
Jerry Lee Lewis is the last surviving member of the million-dollar quartet.
Once had the great fortune of seeing Jerry Lee Lewis, I was right at the front. He …
I’m like Billy Bragg but with a massive piece of halloumi instead of a guitar.
The Doctor just loves Clear Spot Organic Tofu. Davros can’t stand it. I think that’s what gives our man the edge.
Used my new bionic muscles to go running the in the crags. Made Usain Bolt look like a stoned tortoise full of vegetarian hotdog sausages.
Still wondering why I can speak German after the accident. Heilige Scheiße die Paprikaverletzung.
Austin Stevens, a Suma member, was injured in a freak accident when a consignment of polenta went critical due to bad paprika.